I only have three, but they're quite amusing, methinks.

( See naked Malfoys behind the cut! )

Yuppp. In a couple months, I will probably be seeing a gender therapist. :] I'm excited. My parents and I all think that some of my past and present depression/dissatisfaction with life has to do with some gender dysphoria, and that I just haven't been going to the right physcho/chiatrists. There's a gender therapist near me in the area (and they're in the gayborhood, how awesome is that?) and Mom says after Grammy leaves on Friday and after I get set up with public school that she'll make an appointment for me to see him. I hope it works.

Also, I babysat my toddler-age cousins yesterday with my brother, and good lord, I was happy to receive twenty-five bucks for it, but my cousins are hellions. O_o Every second they're bouncing off the walls, screaming, bossing us around, demanding things, and generally being obnoxious. Now I've seen some rowdy kids, but I think Alex and Emily take the cake. At least they mind when we tell them stuff.

But my aunt and uncle don't discipline them like, at all. Occasionally they'll tell them not to do something, but they never taught them to not interrupt when the adults are talking, to use their INSIDE VOICE, and to calmthefuckdown. I asked Mom if Merlon and I were like that when we were their age, and she's like 'Nooooo. Y'all had yer moments, but we didn't let y'all stay that loud and that obnoxious for very long. Y'all knew it was unacceptable to scream inside the house and interrupt the adults.' xD So we were moderately well-behaved children, I suppose.

Yes. I'm going back to public school in the 'fall' (which is technically still summer in Texas, but whatevs). I'm scared. >: I haven't been in public school for three years. Junior high and high school were hell, and I'm afraid of the same experience. T_T It's charter school, so it's only four hours a day and it goes really fast and it's all in one classroom with not many people and all your work is on a computer, so it's not social much at all, so hopefully it'll be different. I'm just worried that the administration will once again have an aversion to me. .-.

And, being public school, I'm not allowed to have green hair. So I have bleach in my hair at the moment. I look like a Malfoy currently, since it's all turning bright platinum blond. But I'll be dying it red shortly after I wash it out, so then I'll be a Weasley. : D

Mmph. I dun wanna go back to public school, but I won't be able to graduate if I don't. WHAT IF EVERYONE HATES MEEEEE. *wibble*

This is what I've decided. It's far too hot and humid. I can't walk to the mailbox without sweating. >: I can't even drive well because the wheel (not to mention EVERY OTHER CONTROL INSIDE THE CAR) is too fucken hot. I have to wear gloves if I'm gonna drive. And I still manage to sweat even with the AC on full-blast. HEAT SUCKSSS. HOW CAN PEOPLE LIKE SUMMER?

I'm not checking my mail till November. Till then, you can find me living in the freezer.

Also, my friend Michelle keeps Twittering (tweeting, whatthefuckever) about what's goin in in Iran with the Basijis and stuff. Before I wasn't too interested in what was going on, but goddamnmichelle, she keeps posting links that I CAN'T NOT CLICK ON. The fact that she says 'explicit images' just makes me want to click it moreee. And then I do and then I get sadfais. Never before have I seen what an axe wound looks like, but goddamn, i will never forget. Random people just get shot.

I watched one video of a college or something where students were being sniped at and the video was of them trying to save these two boys who were just shot. One was bleeding from the head, the other from between his hipbone and groin, right there on the hip flexor. They were using belts as tourniquets and stuff to try and save them whilst gunshots are rattling in the background. It's so touching and sad and while I don't cry, I was still like O.O hand-over-mouth-eyes-wide-like-a-deer-in-headlights face. It's so terrible.

Oh, and obligatory tribute to Jacko. ilu4ever. And while I told way too many bad MJ jokes, I really will miss him.

Y'all are prolly sick of hearing about what my family thinks of my weight BUTBUT my brother approached me yesterday and was all leiksrs and stuff. Apparently my eating habits are going to drive mom into drinking and will make daddy sad. And it apparently 'makes me worried,' from Merlon. Oh, and his girlfriend is apparently scared for my life. WTF

ANYWAY. So my brother said he was, starting July, going to make me work out with him and eat with him and stuff. 2000 calories a day (ugh kill me please), jogging, weights, pushups, chin-ups, all that shit. He promised I'd be a lot more toned. I told him if I got fat then I was becoming bulimic. xD

So I'm kinda scared but hopefully it will work. I mean, muscles, hell to the yeah, but I'm afraid of eating. Well, not eating, but eating that much. T_T

In other news, some friends and I just got plans made for a hotel for Infinitus and a villa at Disney. :] And I'm totally going to Hot Topic today to buy all the new Slytherin merch and the Draco shirt because HELLO THE FIRST DRACO SHIRT THEY'VE RELEASED OMGYAY.

So my mom and I are listening to this song on the radio. I forget what it was.

Mom: You know, this was the first case of a famous woman who died from complications with anorexia. *POINTED GLANCE AT DRAKIE*

Drakie: *sigh* Yes, Mother.

My god, Mom, could you be any more obvious?

The title basically says it all. Class was extra long today, and the Lady Isis hadn't shown up yet, so it was like. Well. They sort of need to know this dance by August. And I know the dance. SO I SHALL TAKE ISIS'S STAGE AND BREAK IT DOWN.

It was slightly terrifying. Especially when Isis DID show up and was like oh, carry on, Drake, I'll just watch you. Then my mind was on don'tmessupdon'tmessupdon'tmessup.

I really shouldn't be a teacher. xD I'm so impatient. I don't seem to understand when someone else doesn't understand something. Usually of the opinion that well, I understand it, so therefore you should understand it, too.

On another exciting note, I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD IN DECEMBER. AND RYAN MIGHT BE GOIN WITH ME. Anyone else gonna be there? xD Doubt it, just thought I'd inquire. And then I'll be going back to Orlando for Infinitus next year. Guh. The Infinitus plan reeeeally needs to be fine-tuned. But I won't be able to until closer to the convention. X_x Am I driving, flying? Who from HPDFW will be going? Will I use my Vacation points to get a villa for myself on the Disney grounds, or will I stay in a hotel closer to the theme park? Will I have roomies? Will I rent a car or taxi it? What will I wear? How long will it take for me to kill myself? *headdesk* Guhhh.

I did my hair! Slytherin green and black—LIKE MY SOUL.

( Beware. Lots of pictures. )

Hay gais. I'm back from A-kon. And I am completely dead.

( tl;dr )

PS: I also changed my username. :DDD I think it's much more appropriate now. Less 'um r u supposed 2 b draco malfoy????' and more 'CAKE.'

Hay gais. I'm back from A-kon. And I am completely dead.

Well, Thursday was slowassday. Mostly it was just pick up badge, and wait until Friday. I didn't realize Chelsea was going to abandon me immediately upon getting our rooms, so I was alone for most of Thursday. xDD So I bought Internet and Internetted for a bit.

Friday was fun, except that morning. I had forgotten my liquid latex at home somehow, so Merlon brought it up to me an hour later. I ended up being Ron Weasley for a little while until the latex arrived, to which I promptly switched to Zuzu. :] THEN the funtiems started. No one was impressed with Ron, but for some reason everyone LOOOOVED Zuko. There was a surprising lack of Avatar characters to molest. D: There was me, one male Toph, one female Toph who worked in Artist Alley, and like, three other Zuko's, one of which had a Katara (so I couldn't molest either of them). One Zuko was wearing a costume that I don't remember from the season, but he had the scar and the Fire Nation emblem on it, so I knew he was Zuzu. Then there was the one with Katara who had a costume like mine, only he had the Fire Nation bun thing. Then there was 'fat Zuko' as Chelsea called him, who was in third-season Zuko costume as well, only his scar was Sharpie'd on or something.

My scar was the coolest, beeteedubya.

OMG THE L4D COSPLAYS. <33333

THEN SOKKA SHOWED UP. Only no one recognized him. xDD But I molested Sokka plenty. As can be seen in this video.



We went to a panel for Prop Making and Lifecasting, but the first part sucked. xDD Their DVD played wouldn't sync up with the TV, so we got a half-hour of 'ask the propmaker questions and I'll answer even though it doesn't pertain to anyone else.' Lifecasting was awesome, though. Srsly. Ryan kept the leftover resin.

Met up with an old friend as well, which was nice. Sunday was slightly sucky. xDD I went to bed at 2AM on Saturday, and then two hours later we get an announcement over the hotel speakers that there was 'an alarm and we're investigating it.' Well, I had no fucken idea what they were on about, but I looked around and allmyroommatesweregone. So I sort of freaked out. Turned out Taryn left another helpful note, so I knew they were fine, but ya know, in a hotel room during some time of alarm by myself omgwtffindChelsea. So I ran to Chelsea and Rickey's room (with enough sense to bring my shit with me so I could get back into MY room), hung out there, and then another announcement. 'There was no need for the alarm, sorry for the inconvenience.' No, sir, YOU are an inconvenience! So at 4:30 AM, sleepy time, but DRAKIE HAD NOOO SLEEEEP. I could not get back to sleep. So I got out of bed at like, 7 and tried not to die.

So then I met back up with Ryan as Fred and George, and we spent the rest of the morning in the Westin food court. Coffee and food made me feel better. Then we hung out with Sky and Liir. Turns out Chelsea's mom wanted to get her at NOON so we had to haul ass to check out and get her shit to the car, which was hell in a hand basket. Then Ryan was leaving. Then everyone was gone. So I left afterwards. And I got home and was like haigaisi'mbackgoodnight.

And I slept from 2PM till 7AM. : D I am well rested. And now I'm considering seeing the Star Trek movie again. WHO'S WITH ME.