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  • Apr. 30th, 2009 at 2:38 PM
Porn!
Yes, the title is relevant, not just a ploy to get your attention. Though I'm sure it worked. ;)

ANYWAY. So I was showing my mom some pictures Jenn took of me from Scarby. I have all my pictures on my iPhoto, which is just like, a photo catalogue. She starts flipping through them, then when you get to the end, she kept clicking 'next' and it took her to the beginning of my catalogue where allll my gay porn is. Naturally, I thought she'd just be like 'Okay, I didn't want to see that,' and give my my laptop back. Nope, she starts flipping through all my gay porn. While I'm there, explaining it to her. She's just like 'Uh huh. Oh, okay.' Completely chill. Though there was this one funny part I recall.

"Is he having sex with a snake?"

"No, that's tentacle rape."

"Ohhh." *click*

Discuss.

Har har.

  • Feb. 7th, 2008 at 10:17 AM
Vulcan WTF
This is a Youtube conversation. This guy left a comment on one of my videos being an asshole. Here are my responses!

[him]Steffieoverhere:

what's up with all you people? do you actually think that depression is cool?


[me]PrettyPinkDepression:

Depression is the new pink.


Steffieoverhere:

wow that was fast, hey I hav a question, do you guys want to act and look that way or is it like drugs (addictive)?


PrettyPinkDepression:

Well, you see, it's kind of like AIDS. The first person to ever dress in all black and wear eyeliner touched this one other guy's arm, and BOOM. Epidemic.


Steffieoverhere:

boa, makes sense :) or :(




I don't know about you, but I have no idea what that last comment he left meant. If you speak his language, please let me know.